I am... the sauce on your stake, the cheese in your cake, that little extra spice, that makes life very nice, the gin in your martini, the bottle with a genie, the highlights of hairdo, the extra hands of Bishmou! I'm the rude-dude, I'm the real-deal, I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the street. I'm active, hyper-active and sometimes radioactive. I'm the toy that never breaks, I am... the love that never aches! I love whales, Wales, tales, sales and of course... females. I like bars, mars, stars and of course... supercars.I 'm a pacifist living far away from the Pacific Ocean. I like the sun with out any sunscreen lotion. I'm the good crack but I never do "crack" (why would anyone take a drug named after such a body part?). I'll work for food but never in a fast-food, I like girls in their moody mood... or, I can't be rude! I listen to hard-rock in a lorry having a KNICKER-BOKER-GLORY. I dig house music but never in my house. I find it easy to make people arouse. I put the ENG in English! I do rap and tap, I wear a cap from GAP and I take a nap with SNAP 'cause "I've got the power" to feel like a flower way after my shower-hour. My instructions are simple - I'm easy to use, easy to amuse, you can light my fuse with a little booze - feel free to abuse! Now you know... You talk about the Lou?! You talk about a show!

Pipitze / Prenuptiale / Podiumuri europene / Piese MTV Top 40 / Povesti (fie si filmate) / Procrastinare / Poze / Polisporturi / Pronosticuri sportive / Plinutza de Bucegi / Prigat de portocale rosii cu vodka / Petreceri / Plimbari / Pribegii / 4 x 4 / Politehnica / Prieteni / Paradoxuri / Pamant (doar de masurat) / Pish-arta (doar in zapada) / Pranzuri copioase / Posterioare feminine / Psihanaliza / Puzzle

ABBA / Ace of Base / Adrian Eftimie / Aerosmith / Afroman / Alexandra Ungureanu / Amy Winehouse / Anastacia / Andain / Aqua / Arctic Monkeys / Armin van Buuren / ATB / Atomic Kitten / B.Z.N./ Baccara / Beatles / Ben's Brother / Billy Idol / Black Eyed Peas / Blink 182 / Blue System / Bob Sinclair / The Bodyrockers / Bomfunk MC's / Bon Jovi / Boney M / Bonnie Tyler / Busta Rhymes / C.C. Catch / Cassa Loco / Citizen Cope / Coldplay / The Corrs / Crush / Cypruss Hill / D12 / Daniel Powter / Danzel / Directia 5 / Dead or Alive / Deep Dish / Demis Russos / DJ Bobo / DJ Project / DMX / The Doors / Dr. Dre / Eamon / Eminem / Emil Kusturica / Enrique Iglesias / Enya / Faithless / Fara Zahar / Franz Ferdinand / The Feeling / The Fratellis / The Fray / Girls Aloud / Global Deejays / Gnarls Barkley / Good Charlotte / Greenday / Goran Bregovic / Gorillaz / Gwen Stefani / Gym Class Heroes / Hi-Q / Holograf / The Hush Sound / Iggy Pop / Iio / Imogen Heap / In-Grid / Jamelia / James Blunt / Jay Z / Jem / Jet / Joe Dasin / John Travolta / Just Jack / Justin Timberlake / Kaiser Chiefs / Kate Nash / Keane / Kellis / The Killers / KT Tunstal / Kylie Minogue / Las Ketchup / Leona Lewis / Life of Riley / Liquido / Ludacris / Madonna / Mandalay / Marfar / Mariah Carrey / Maroon 5 / Mc Geo da Silva / McFly / Metallica / Michael Buble / Mika / Mistery Jets / Moby / Modern Talking / Morandi / Muse / Natasha Bedingfield / Nelly Furtado / Oasis / Ottawa / Ozzy Osbourne / P. Diddy / Plane White T's / Pharel / Phill Collins / The Pussycat Dolls / Queen / Reamon / Red Hot Chilli Peppers / Rihanna / Robbie Williams / Roxette / Sandra / Sean Paul / Shaggy / Shakira / Snow Patrol / Sophie Ellis Bexter / Sunrise Avenue / Take That / The Fratellis / Tiesto / Timbaland / Tudor Gheorghe / U2 / Uniting Nations / Vama Veche / Village People / Voltaj / Weezer / Wet Wet Wet / Whigfield / The Who / X-zibit / Yves Larock / Zdob si Zdub


Artisti / Trupe muzicale preferate in prezent: Laura Marling(:X) - vezi video, Jack Black, Jay Leno, Ben Stiller, The Fratellis, Plain White T's, KT Tungstal, The Hush Sound, The Fray, The Feeling, MGMT

Melodie preferata: MGMT - Time to Pretend

Album preferat: The Killers - Sam's Town

Videoclip preferat: Mystery Jets - Young Love

1. Pulp Fiction or Fight Club - not yet to decide
3. The Shawshank Redemption
4. The Usual Suspects
5. The Departed - surprising finish
6. Crash - L.A. Stories
7. Into The Wild

1. Family guy
2. Futurama
3. The Simpsons
4. Top Gear
5. The Tonight Show
6. Meerkat Manor
7. In gura presei
8. Tanase si Dinescu
9. D'ale lu' Mitica

The Oxford English Dictionary desi desfasurarea actiunii e putin cam plicticoasa..

"I'm f**kin' Lou! Who the f**k are you?" -Fight Club

"Ce p..a mea ai cu taica-miu?" -Bogdan Amb

"Hai la xerox sa multiplicam de mai multe ori la fel!" -radu aka van damme

"Scarita, ciocanelul si nicovala sunt componente ale.. Loganului?" -vandam jucand Conquiztador

"Echipa de fotbal Dinamo Bucuresti mai este cunoascuta si sub denumirea de.. Sirena politiei romanesti" -vandam spargand topurile la Conquiztador

"Mi-e asa de somn de mi se-nchid ochii in gura" -dap, tot vandam (=godzila)

"am un feeling"

"oricine poate conduce un Mertz in zilele noastre.. dar pentru o Volga neagra din '82.. iti trebuie stil!" -APT

"n-am mai vazut asa densitate de camasi pe metru patrat de la banchet" -Maco

"stii, eu ma mai uit pe discovery si.. am mai vazut ca tine" -inconfundabilul prof de geodezie Ionel Cristinel catre fenomenul Gimi

"da, 4 in fiecare masina - 2 in fata si 3 in spate" -Cosmin "Mountain Dew"

C.I.S.D.A. - Cooperatia Ieseana a Studentilor Degustatori de Alcool -Membru Fondator

"La tara, am omorat un soarec cu creanga de la porumb" - Vandam..

"Si am iesit din padure si.. ne-am ratacit intr-un lan de ceapa.. iar o batrana ne-a vazut deshidratati si ne-a dat tuica, ma! Era ziua ei.. implinea 71 de ani." - Fantasticile aventuri ale lui Kidi la concursul de orientare

"Mah Muresan.. Mah Temisan! Pffoay! Ce mi-am murdarit didashii!" - vandam putin ciupit de aerul tare de munte

"Cate oua poate sa faca o prepelita pe an? Iti trebuie o herghelie de prepelite" - Dragos cel Superb

Vandam deranjat de o gaza ce a patruns prin efractie in camera lui:
"E tantar de apa sarata, omoara-l repede, iti poate suge tot sangele din mana.. da' cred ca asta n-are dinti"